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Take the salaciously uttered phrase, "Yeah, baby," from the successful spy spoof series, Austin Powers. The quote announces to listeners that. “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” hit theaters in and Myers 2. The opening musical number was better than 90 percent of “Glee. or lazy writing, gone are the days of memorable movie quotes. we tried to impress someone with the “I'll take the stairs” bit behind your living room couch. AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES. 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt).Let's get you out of these.
Evil have known each other for many years; they attended school together long before they became master criminals. While fundamentally loyal to Dr. Evil, he has always resented his boss; when they were classmates, he was always "second best" to the Doctor, who was the school's star pupil.
Rob Lowe as young Number 2 Inhe is seen to work for Dr. Evil, and is considerably more loyal and respectful than he is in Nevertheless, his own ambition and far superior talent as a leader have occasionally shown through, angering Dr. Evil is busy arguing with Scott, Number 2 asks if "they can set aside the family squabbles, and get down to serious business", which is construed as an insolent remark by Dr.
When the supervillain teases him and asks if he "wants to wear the daddy pants", young Number 2 apologizes and denies wanting to lead the company himself. Number 2 in the present has very little respect for Dr. Evil, sometimes rolling his eye or muttering insults behind his back. He is also contemptuous of Dr.
Evil's plan to take over or destroy the world; he has been overseeing Dr.
Number 2 (Austin Powers)
Evil's empire for 30 years, and turned it into a profitable business, an enterprise that would be ruined if Dr. Evil poured all of its resources into his half-baked bids for world domination. In the first movie's final scenes, Number 2 betrays his boss, offering to build a partnership with Powers. In a deleted scene from Austin Powers: When Austin counts the money, he says, "You're dollars short, baby. Evil tries to cow him back into service, he lashes out, "I spent the last 30 years of my life turning this two-bit evil empire into a world class multi-national.
I was going to have a cover story with Forbes. But you, like an idiot, want to take over the world. And you don't even realize that there is no world anymore!
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Evil burns him alive, although he survives with relatively little scarring. Number 2 is a savvy businessman, having invested in Starbucks presumably as the main shareholder and thus, owner of the companyand in Austin Powers in Goldmemberlowering the agent fee of Hollywood Talent Agency another front company for Dr.
Austin, if you want us to have a relationship, you have to get it into your head that times have changed! You can't just go off shagging anybody anymore, and if you could, I wouldn't, because I'm not like that!
Vanessa, you're everything to me.
You just don't get it, do you? Welcome to the 90s. You're gonna be very lonely. Kill the little bastard. See what I care. But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group. I had the group liquidated, you little shit! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab! Oh, Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Number Two, your timing is impeccable. Evil, I spent 30 years of my life turning this two-bit evil empire into a world class multi-national.
I was going to have a cover story with Forbes. Evil puts his hands up] But you, like an idiot, want to take over the world.
And you don't realize there is no world anymore! Powers, I have a business proposition you might find very interesting. All right, I've had enough. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads. I figure every creature deserves a warm meal. Evil, it's about the sharks. When you were frozen, they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some, but it would've taken months to clear up the red tape.
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have? They are mutated sea bass.
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Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism. Wait, aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away.
No-no-no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. I have a gun in my room. You give me 5 seconds, I'll get it. I'll come back down here, BOOM!
I'll blow their brains out! Scott, you just don't get it, do ya?