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Kylie went first, and she identified a carrot cake, with the judges Masterchef Australia – Shucking Hell, Finally A Couple of Good Dishes. BRISBANE's Ben Ungermann has revealed what life is like in the MasterChef Australia house. Speaking ahead of finals week kicking off on. ONE of MasterChef's hottest contestants, Ben Milbourne, claims the been impossible to maintain a relationship with girlfriend Sally when.
This includes three bald men who were definitely never on this show. Must have broken in the back. It also includes TK, who calls out "watch the fingers", causing Audra, just in the nick of time, to abort her plan to sever her pinky.
Suddenly the doors open and the diners burst in. Andy is intimidated by the sight — "They've watched the show and they have really high expectations," he frets, not realising the utter inanity of this statement — if there is any group in society with extremely low expectations of MasterChef contestants, it is MasterChef fans.
The amateurs call their assistants down, and service begins. This is the most exciting time of the day, according to Andy. It is also the time when he gets to stand very close to Ben, so yeah.
Waiters are flying back and forth, but Julia's dishes haven't gone out, because the meat has to rest, as you'd expect given the amount of time it's just spent in Julia's company. Mindy and Kylie, though, tell her she needs to get her dishes out NOW — Julia does need to consider the fact that Mindy and Kylie probably want her to fail though.
For her part Audra is sick of being harassed and yells at everyone to shut the hell up. They retaliate by setting her on fire, and after a brief glimpse into the terrifying world of sentient after-hours McDonald's cups, we are back. In the kitchen, Matt Moran wants to be very, very clear, and he gives Audra a quick maths lesson. Maths is her enemy right now, because TK can't build a tower of salad to save her own life, which given Audra's current frame of mind, is a very real equation.
Plating up is going much more smoothly over at Team Blonde, which is serving up a gorgeous tiny little lump of pretentious rubbish on a big plate, just like in a real restaurant. The judges are extremely happy with the high level of pretentiousness that Julia has achieved with her tiny unidentifiable thingumajig.THE 7 SECOND CHALLENGE !!! ft Ben Gerrans, Jess
What sort of idiot would say that? However, George says he thinks it needs to be "zipped up a bit more", because he can't think of any way to describe the dish that actually means anything. Finally the judges are served Audra's thing, which is called "Eggnet", as a tribute to her favourite film, Terminator.
It looks great, but Preston is disturbed by its coldness. He just feels unable to connect with the dish on a human level. Gary has scored Audra an eight. George and Preston give her sevens, more disappointed by the lack of heat and friendly banter. Julia gets a seven from Gary, who is still hungry.
She also gets a nine from Matt, who is in a conspiracy with George to make Gary look mean. Gary gives seven again to Andy, who can cook only just as well as Gary can.
George gives Andy an eight despite the "big and lumpy" tuna, which to be fair was really an act of God. And Matt gives Andy … A fireball, what were you expecting? Knowing how Andy scored without considering the irresistible nature of Nando's fiery peri-peri chicken would just feel lame, after all.
Which means handsomeness has triumphed and Ben's dream of Andy winning MasterChef stays alive. And so Audra must leave, her dream of working in the food industry crushed, to return to her job as a professional caterer. She then gives a speech about camaraderie and blah blah blah, and finishes by leaping upon Matt Preston and trying to strangle him. After security has ejected Audra from the kitchen floor, it's down to business.
Andy on 23 points versus Julia on Over the next hour or so, George says a sentence, in which he tells Julia and Andy they must cook something which could be Australia's national dish.
Well might she be panicked — she's up against Andy, who as she says is "so good with his protein", and has some skills at cooking too. Andy is making a fisherman's basket, and Julia is making lamb, both of them having decided to pay tribute to the incredibly boring nature of Australian cuisine.
If they're really feeling daring, there might be some chips, or tomato sauce. Andy now describes how he's going to make an oyster emulsion, but since he's just making up words now, it's safe to ignore this bit. Julia, meanwhile, hacks into her lamb while being urged to go faster by someone on the balcony, or possibly the tiny pilot sitting in her head.
She describes her plans for the main, and if I understand her correctly she intends to start a bushfire. Elsewhere on the balcony, Andy's spirit animal, Ben, is giving him sage advice, and everyone else is sniggering behind their hands. Some old guy is also calling encouragement to Julia — no idea who he is. His encouragement won't help keep her sane, though, as she attempts to turn her lamb into a cigar and smoke it. What will help her is George and Gary, who have sauntered over to Andy's bench to undermine his confidence.
It works, his pot boiling over and flames leaping toward the ceiling. Julia sees her chance, hurling a can of petrol at Andy's stove and escaping in the ensuing confusion. Gary points out that Julia hasn't caramelised her lamb. Julia points out that she knows what she's doing, dammit. George, though, is determined to make Julia think she's stuffed up. Again, it seems to work — Andy is plating up, but Julia once more falls prey to her obsession with letting meat rest.
We all knew that sooner or later, her concern for the level of fatigue in food would catch up with her. Luckily for her, Andy has completely lost the ability to know what food looks like, and is frantically tossing foodstuffs at a plate, staring quizzically at it as if it's a magic eye puzzle. Will these horrible dishes be enough? The amateurs hope so, but the loud piano music suggests heartache looms. Andy can't put his finger on it, but there's something not quite right with his dish — will he notice the pigeon faeces before it's too late?
Also, are fisherman's baskets and lamb really that Australian? Would they not have been better off cooking something truly patriotic, like a kangaroo or a brown snake or Dawn Fraser?
As we wait for the verdict we are reminded of what's at stake — the chance to get unreasonably excited about dishwashing tablets on TV.
And now, the second moment of truth out of a total of three moments of truth: First up is Julia's "crusted rack of lamb", with "vegetables". The dish was inspired by Julia's memories of growing up on a property and weeding bushes and having trees and I suppose at some point or other she ate lamb and stuff. So that's a pretty great story. Gary is worried the lamb is undercooked. George is worried the fat hasn't been rendered. Matt is worried the others won't shut up and let him eat.
Ironically, it turns out Julia hasn't let the lamb rest for long enough, which we can all have a good laugh about. It is also not an inventive dish, in that it's not a tiny medallion of raw pheasant next to a snail trail, like the judges prefer. In comes Andy with his indefinably flawed fisherman's basket. He is behind on points, but he knows he can still win because he won a basketball game once.
His dish is also inspired by his childhood, when he would go fishing, so he has at least defeated Julia in the Most Boring Inspiration contest. Gary, though, thinks the dish might have steroids in it. The eating begins, and Matt is mightily impressed with the oyster emulsion, playing along with this farcical charade, while George grunts enthusiastically. The overall consensus is that Andy's dish is delicious and we should go to an ad break while pretending everyone doesn't already know Andy has crushed Julia like a cockroach in this round.
And we're back, to hear Gary tell them that the grand finale is exhausting, so wasting more time on talking will really pep them up a lot. He explains the criteria on which they judged the dishes, because clearly the show was moving at far too cracking a pace. Matt explains how they loved lots of things about Julia's dish, except obviously for how she cooked it. Andy, though, cooked his seafood perfectly, even though the dish looked like it had just fallen out of a barracuda's belly slit.
Gary gives Julia a seven, and she reacts with an expression of relief that indicates she had no idea that "seven" means you pretty much suck. Sevens all round in fact, and Julia admits she is happy with that because she deserved much less, thus insulting the judges' expertise to top it all off. Andy has kicked Julia's steely buttocks all around this kitchen with his perfect fish and oyster gunk. He steps forward to give Gary a hug, the air thick with emotion and great howling sobs from Ben on the balcony.
Time for round three, which Andy cannily guesses will be a dessert, rather than a cup of coffee or after-dinner mint as it might have been. Dessert, of course, is Julia's forte, her parents having both been blast freezers, and Andy's five point lead and stylish hair may not be enough even now. In steps the guest chef to present the final challenge — Christine Mansfield, legendary dessert chef and stop-motion puppet. Christine lifts the cloche of death … And reveals … A candle with a blob of chocolate ice-cream on it.
We're informed that this thing is actually a Gaytime, which is patently untrue, as it has neither a stick or a wrapper. Christine then explains how to make her Gaytime candle, a very complicated process compared to the traditional method of "go down to the shop with a couple of bucks".
Julia begins by making her honeycomb: While she is engaged in the ancient apiarist's art, Andy is busily describing the incredibly dull process of making something or other with eggs and milk and stuff. After that thing, he must make another thing, which has a pressure point apparently. So how do they feel now the show is on again for another year?
We took them on a little walk down memory lane The ability of some of the cooks now on the show is just outstanding. The mystery boxes were always the hardest for me and where I felt most pressure. My skills have developed so much since leaving the show, I want to go back and do it again. Andy and Ben have continued to work together after MasterChef.
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It was amazing to learn from so many other people. Yep the list of unknowns is huge! I was more about having a good time with family and friends. I had no idea what he was all about. I found out and felt like an idiot, but by the end of that show, Marco and I respected each other.
He could see the enjoyment I was having cooking, and we were both enjoying what we were doing. Andy Allen won MasterChef Australia in They do create challenges that are just not meant to be achievable.
There were long days with a lot of waiting around, but the 60 minute cooks you see on-screen do go for 60 minutes. There were certain challenges where the food had to be served cold, but what no one saw on TV was that the judges are constantly going around and tasting food. They do get a pretty good idea from doing that about whether it will taste good or not.
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But I think very little down time is a good thing, because it distracts you from missing home. You are literally always learning, always on. Those team challenges, and how you get through them, and the skills you gain are invaluable too. I was never lonely, but I did miss the people on the outside.